1. Because knives have a pesky habit of showing up in evidence bags.

    Sticks burn.

    (Source: pottorffscheeks)

  2. (Source: niggadom)

  3. she-is-clothed-in-strength:

teal-deer:

dreadbeasts:

I REALLY REALLY REALLY want to know where I can pimp this out. 
Because dudes, I wanna make you some cool custom stuff for DND. None of these boring manpain generic fighters and junk I’m seeing all over the internet. You want a hot, overweight beardy dwarf lady bard? I can draw that. You want a waifish gender neutral halfling thief? I can draw that too. But seriously I need to know where the resources are to whore this out because I really need to turn over some quick income. 

When I get home I can hook you up. 

Actually hey, dungeonsdonuts, randomawesomeart, infinitemachine, and she-is-clothed-in-strength, can you help my buddy out? Maybe link her commission page on G+?

Oh hells yes

    she-is-clothed-in-strength:

    teal-deer:

    dreadbeasts:

    I REALLY REALLY REALLY want to know where I can pimp this out.

    Because dudes, I wanna make you some cool custom stuff for DND. None of these boring manpain generic fighters and junk I’m seeing all over the internet. You want a hot, overweight beardy dwarf lady bard? I can draw that. You want a waifish gender neutral halfling thief? I can draw that too.

    But seriously I need to know where the resources are to whore this out because I really need to turn over some quick income. 

    When I get home I can hook you up. Actually hey, dungeonsdonuts, randomawesomeart, infinitemachine, and she-is-clothed-in-strength, can you help my buddy out? Maybe link her commission page on G+?

    Oh hells yes

  4. dennisillustration:

drunkfeferi:

jaredpadaleckijr:

imgfave:

Posted by philburt

yeah thats cute, but imagine how heartbroken he will be when he finds out it’s not real.




And that is a DAMN good response to the age old issue.

    dennisillustration:

    drunkfeferi:

    jaredpadaleckijr:

    imgfave:

    Posted by philburt

    yeah thats cute, but imagine how heartbroken he will be when he finds out it’s not real.

    And that is a DAMN good response to the age old issue.

  5. So my oldest couldn’t sleep tonight, and eventually called for me because his wiggly tooth was bleeding and “had a hole in it”
Turns out it was in there by a thread.  A small pep talk later about how he wouldn’t bleed out and YOINK - he ripped the sucker out (second one).
I just can’t get over that grin now

    So my oldest couldn’t sleep tonight, and eventually called for me because his wiggly tooth was bleeding and “had a hole in it”

    Turns out it was in there by a thread.  A small pep talk later about how he wouldn’t bleed out and YOINK - he ripped the sucker out (second one).

    I just can’t get over that grin now

  6. pvtleonardchurch:

jack-baraatwat:

Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

listen up you motherfucker

    pvtleonardchurch:

    jack-baraatwat:

    Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

    listen up you motherfucker

  7. kreiderchris:

"yeah today i had to shovel dildos off the ice"

    kreiderchris:

    "yeah today i had to shovel dildos off the ice"

  8. thegreatfulsubmissive:

Love

    thegreatfulsubmissive:

    Love

    (Source: spiderdiva1369)

  9. (Source: best-of-memes)

  10. fuck-benedict:

    fuck-benedict:

    there’s a huge difference between “let people do what they choose with their bodies” and “let those 12 year olds have irresponsible sex”

    its been 2 days and this has like 50k notes and i’ve only received like 5 hate messages about this u go tumblr u growin up